*** Children jokes ***
~ Innocent jokes for children ~
~*~ What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back ?
Answer : Wheeeeeeeee !!!
~*~ Why are teddy bears never hungry ?
Answer : Because .......They are always stuffed
~*~ What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence ?
Answer : Time to get a new fence
~*~ What did the rug say to the floor ?
Answer : Don't worry ......I have you covered
~*~ Who can jump higher than a house ?
Answer : Anyone .....Houses can't jump
~*~ What kind of beans don't grow in a garden ?
Answer : Jelly beans
~*~ Why are fish so smart ?
Answer : Because ....They live in schools
~*~ Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?
Answer : Because ... 7 ate 9
~*~ What bow can't be untied ?
Answer : A rainbow
~*~ What goes around the yard but never moves ?
Answer : A fence
~*~ What do you call a cat that likes to eat pickles ?
Answer : A sour puss
~*~ Why did the dog wear a watch ?
Answer : He wanted to be a watchdog
~*~ What runs but never walks ?
Answer : Water
~*~ Hey !!! Did you pick your nose ?
Answer : Neithor did I ..... I was born with it
~*~ When is a car not a car ?
Answer : When it turns into a garage
~*~ Why did the boy eat his homework ?
Answer : Because ...HIs teacher told him it was a piece of cake
~*~ Can April March ? ... No, but August May
~*~ What starts with the letter 'E' ... ends with the letter 'E' ... and only has one letter ?
Answer : An envelope
~*~ What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath ?
Answer : Stinkerbell
~*~ What is red black and white all over ?
Answer : A sunburned zebra
~*~ Why do birds fly south ?
Answer : Because .....They can't walk
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